Mukha Mo: My AguQuotes of the Year

AguPips say a lot of things everyday. Some talk about profound stuff, some play around, some express their opinions. What you don’t know is that sometimes, whenever something you guys say really strikes me, I later write it in a piece of paper and then make it my sticky-note of the day (or the week, or the month…) Here, in random order, (Haha, parang beauty contest lang!) is a list of AguLines said in the past year that stood out the most to me. :)

“Aco ang tunay na Nic. Feel my ngala-ngala. It’s rough.”
-Justin Dungca, goofing around at Pinanari’s Induction

As far as I know, no part of Kuya Justin has ever been inside my mouth or any other orifice for that matter, so how he got to claim that my ngala-ngala, whatever that is in English, is rough, is a big mystery. Oh, well. I luv you Kuya! ^_^

“Ma, caracalcunagewamepagalnacungmaglinismibagsaccupainawanacu.”
Justin Dungca, when asked how he will tell his mom that he failed BA 114

“No, boys are insensitive that way.”
-Rex Dizon, reaction to my statement ‘Men are insensitive that way’.

“…a girl can do those thoughtful things to a guy and not be in love with him.”
-Rex Dizon, during a kinda serious YM consultation

“I learned from the powerhouse mems… yung mga type na kahit ordinary mems lang sila, alam nila kung ano ang dapat gawin.”
-Rex Dizon, during a casual YM chat

“It will be fine because I know I have taught you kids well.”
-Rex Dizon, reaction to my statement that I don’t know what Aguman will do without him

“Hindi naman kayo magiging enemies after the relationship if you’re good friends to begin with.”
-Rex Dizon, during a casual walk back to the tambayan

“Kahit ano’ng gawin ko hindi ko talaga maisip kung anong pleasure ang nakukuha nila sa anal. I mean, pagkatapos mong tumae ang sarap nga ng feeling na nalabas mo na, pero ganon din ba yon? Pwet pa rin yon, e!”
-Rex Dizon, on anal sex

As you can see, ginawa ko na rugung guidance counselor si Kuya Rex! But kidding aside, I’m just glad I have him to talk to both whenever I have nothing to do and when there’s a chip on my shoulder.

“Actually keta ya ngan mag-start ita, e. Pag a-feel mu na e mu ne kailangan.”
-Yek Santos, on break-ups

Trust the reigning queen of chevers to come up with a statement like that!

“So should you look for love or wait for it to find you?”
-Kevin Penalba, while walking to 34G after the Lantern Parade

“How do you know that it’s love if you’ve never felt it before?”
-Kevin Penalba, same walk to to 34G

“I’d rather fall for friends because I believe that to build a relationship, you need to build trust, and you build trust only through friendship.”
-Bong Roque, during a YM chat

I wonder what’s up with the Matimtiman Boys at bigla silang nagsasabi ng ganyan kabonggang mga bagay! In pure, unadulterated English, mind you!

“Gusto ko naman, e… Pero malay ko ba na ganito kahirap?... Di bale… sige kaya yan... Kahit ano nalang...”
-Buduy Mallari, on being Educ Head
While I generally don’t approve his ‘sugod’ way of doing things, I must admit that Buduy really gets the job done. It amazes me how Agu-events still turn out to be successful despite all the setbacks we encounter.

“Pag porn wala namang dialogue.”
-Marco Lansangan, reaction to my allegation that he learned German from German porn films

Sorry naman, I obviously watch a lot of porn, ne? Hindi ko alam kung bakit laging related sa sex ang topic ng conversations namin pero I do learn a lot listening to Kuya Marco’s wholesome (and otherwise) bits of wisdom.

“For your information, HRIM is business administration with culinary arts.”
-Felipe Pablo IV, defending his course against… nakalimutan ko na kung sino, e.

“Hindi porque mas bata tayo ibig sabihin tayo ang mali! Kahit ano pang sabihin niya, customers are always right!”
-Felipe Pablo IV, reaction sa statement ng antipatikong staff ng 7/11 na ‘Hindi lahat ng customer tama’

The embodiment of Dydyness to the highest level is not only a cordon bleu, a singer, a dancer, an actor/actress/agu-mem/rodic’s staff impersonator, stylist, photography enthusiast, lector and gym buff – he’s also a good source of AguQuotes.

“Enaku mag-asawa, papagaral ku nalamu reng wali ku!”
-Ate Loree, on being the eldest of six

“May class ka pa ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa lib… mag-stalk tayo…”
-Acey Duarte, during a random tambay time

“…Ot makanta la reng nipples ng Piolo, pambabayi la…”
-Yuan Carlo (Happy now? ^_^) Gozun, random ranting before the PBC seminar

Wala lang, nung narinig ko silang sinabi yon hindi lang ako makapaniwala… Okay, I take that back, yung kay Ate Loree lang ang unbelievable, yung kay Carlito at Ate Acey in character yon. Peace!

"Syempre ding parents ku buri de ing Econ kasi mas marakal job opportunities, makanta…pero inisip ku talaga buri ku ketang masaya ku… balu ku naman mas maging masaya ku king Socio kesa Econ… kaya meg-shift naku.”
-Jill Te, on her course shifting

Aw. All I can say is that I had nothing but admiration for Jill after hearing her say this. ^_^ Jill, I miss our Bible study sessions! Ngeni kasi ala na kang gagawan nung ali mag-stalk prof, e.

“It’s not about breaking traditions. It’s about breaking your promise.”
-Trish Nacpil, on her ever famous fall-out with her buddy
Ahehehe, no comment na lang. It’s all water under the bridge now naman, e.

“I love you all!” -Elai Castro, during Kuya Rex’s pre-Christmas-post-Birthday party.

Hehe, and I quote Kuya Argel the morning after the party (haha, dun nako nakatulog e!) “Eku mipatudtud nabengi kasi mangapakayli ku pag daramdaman ke i Elai na sasabyan na ‘I love you all!’ I love you too Ate Lai!

“Define nonexistence. Is it the presence of nothing or the absence of something?
-Mike Gulapa, during a random chat at the tambayan

Syempre nosebleed ang quote ng resident philosopher! Sige nga, tapatan nyo yan!

"Anong Barney-barney? Walang Barney-barney sa Math 109! Suppose that Barney is purple prove that Spongebob is yellow, ganon?”
-Gboi de Padua, on the horror known as Math 109

Hindi ko alam kung anong pumasok sa isip ko at nag-sit in ako sa class nay an for a whole sem. Traumatic, bongga.

“You’re not the person I thought you were.”
-Jen Castro, on... secret!

“Aku rin minsan masasakitan ku king course ku, pero atsu na ku keni, diba? Alangan namang ugse ke pa.”
-Jen Castro, on course shifting

“Kaku pa naman, aku namung pakipaten mu, ali mu reng wali ku.”
-Jen Castro, on why she slapped an adult neighbor when she was in high school

“Di ba king Bible lalapit la ring anak kang Jesus kayi babawal da la, sabi na paburen yu lang lumapit kaku. Dapat makanta tamu rin.”
-Jen Castro, convincing mems to attend the gift-giving

Babies and children are two things I definitely don’t enjoy around me, pero syempre di ko siya matitiis dahil siya ang aking one and only AguBuddy. Besides, I don’t want my skull to be crushed.

There you have it, folks! Yung mga di ko na-mention next time nalang. Happy New Year to all!