AguPics of the Year

By Bb Bangsamoro

Hello, AguPips! How's your summer so far? Have you gone swimming in the Maldives, bathed in Boracay or went surfing at Siargao? Such a shame, I myself have not found time to engage in some sun-loving endeavor!

Anyway, highway, let’s get down to business. I was tasked to throw in a few good comments on the Best AguPics of the Week we've had in our blog that our hard-working Aslag Online Team has chosen. I am counting down the most favorite and popular Kodak moments of the AguPips. So technically, it's called "AguPics of the YEAR", duh! And since Gossip Girl is back, I'm gonna channel my favorite chikadora. So here we go! Englishan na 'to!

In random order! (Hey, pretty much like calling in the Top 10 finalists in Miss Universe, haha!)

Mr Suave
Model: Renz da man!
Photographer: Rexie the Elder
Clothes by: Shopping Center
Shot at: The 34G

Spotted at the 34G, Engineering Suite, R in a very very intimate Zoolander-ish position whilst asleep. You just had to pose like that, eh? Cueshe pictorial much? This is a stolen shot, apparently and obviously. Who would want to be photographed this way, anyway? 34G Guys, careful, careful, you are harboring a paparazzi on your legendary apartment.

Ang Pagdadalaga ni Dydykins
Model: Joms & Felipe, da original Dydys!
Photographer: Ewan, yung isang taga-SM. (Uuuy! Nag-date pa sila sa SM for the pic, hehehe!
Clothes by: Philippine Nationa Police, at Ate ni Felipe (Hmm, baka kay Felipe talaga yung boxer shorts, haha!).
Shot at: a studio

Spotted at a photo studio, J & F, dressin' up and dressin' down for a Buddy Getup photo-op. Nice work, Dydys, you've won yourselves the Best Buddy Getup prize for that. But what's that smug look you've got, J? F is so into the role, but there you are, with your mind somewhere else? Like you wanna poo or something? Tacked-in shirts have been invented, by the way. It would be nice if you get yourself some.

Kahit anong posisyon, basta makapasok!
Model: Migz Zubiri at Jhenny Babes
Photographer: Jeandoi (Di kaya siya nagselos?)
Clothes by: Ewan, di naman kita eh. Pero may sponsor sila toothpicks at Polo (the mint with a 'ole!)
Shot at: Vinzon's Rooftop

Spotted at a parlor game during Unity Night, M and J, trying their earnest to pass on the Polo candy. Looks like the pressure is really on, what with all the hands on J's head trying to manipulate the position este situation. Be careful M, you don't know what you're getting yourself into. And maybe next time, you can finally finish not only the parlor game, but the application period as well.

Makuha Ka Sa Tingin!
Model: Step-dydy Yekkerkins, channeling Jodi Sta Maria
Photographer: Rexie The Elder ulit (teka, bakit ba lagi na lang siya?)
Clothes by: Bayo and khakis by Her Bench. Plus some wig of a wicked witch from the west!
Shot at: Vinzon's Rooftop

Spotted at a Talents Night shindig, Y wearing a fabulous wig. That night was such a letdown, the members themselves had to step up to make the night much more entertaining and interesting for everybody. Suits you perfectly, Yekkers. You've nailed the Maldita persona in all its classy glory. You put the 'Y' in b*tchy.

La Vendetta
Models: Jilliebeans, Momi Ferguson and Jewel-bunch from the blue buddy family!
Photographer: JangKarl! The next Colget Fresnes Star!
Clothes by: Maui & Sons. With some lei from Divisoria.
Shot at: Simple Asia Restaurant

Spotted at a Luau Party, the single ladies of the Blue Buddy Family wearing a very vengeful look. What do you want a revenge for, girls? Hell hath no fury than cheverless women scorned, eh? Maybe the boys in your life are not just up for the challenge. Paging Colgate Guy, Eagleman, and Rummage boy, kindly find your guts as soon as possible. Unlike diamonds, these girls' waiting period is not forever.

Lady in the Water
Model: Rio Aquamarine Irrawaddy Nieves, Mutya Ning Aguman 2007
Photographer: Rexie the Elder (Si Rex si Rex, si Rex na walang malay..)
Clothes by: Jen (tang twalya ampong balabal) and flowers and garland by 34G
Shot at: 51C Matimtiman's 1st floor CR

Spotted at the 51C Matimtiman CR, a very, very wet Kevin, with all the flowers, pearl garlands and Tide bubbles to boot, giggling and feigning shyness while being prepped for a pictorial. Really now, K, you actually think we'll fall for that demure facade of yours? When we all know how much you love water and ramming an umbrella each chance you get? Watch out K, one of these days, the dark clouds will rain on your parade.

Palos
Model: Justin-bunch
Photographer: Michael
Clothes by: Basta signature! Hindi naman nagsusuot ng fake si Justin eh
Shot at: Villa Pablo IV, Floridablanca, Pampanga

Spotted at some undisclosed location in the Mushroom World, Justin-bunch, hopping and puffing to rescue his beloved 'precious jewel' from the evil and vile clutches of... (err, teka, wala naman siyang karibal, diba? Haha!). It seems like J-B more than willing to do anything for his love, no matter how hard, whenever, wherever. Even if mud ruins his Mossimo top, Levi's jeans and Havaianas flip-flops. Like what they say, planting rice is no joke.

The Day the Dydy Died
Model: Dydykins and Tyranore (extra si Neicy, look closely)
Photographer: Roman
Clothes by: Ewan, nakapambahay lang siya.
Shot at: Roman's Residence

Spotted at St Augustine Subdivision, Felipe-kins, being attacked and eaten alive by a dinosaur. It's about time! Mabye the poor T-Rex has had enough of the idiosyncrasies of F. After all, F is one helluva big boulder of meat! Rib-eye, Sirloin, New York or classic Baby Back Ribs? What kind of cut do you like? Here's some toothpick, Tyranore, you don't wanna have some pieces of F stuck on your sharp teeth!

The Assassin
Model: Tutti Frutti, the churky warrior princess!
Photographer: Rexie the Elder (Si Rex na ang tanging kasalanan ay maging anak sa labas!)
Clothes by: Sale sa SM Clark
Shot at: Some rooftop sa KNL

Spotted at a secret headquarters, Tutti Frutti wielding her very powerful and destructive weapon of choice. The question is, what will she use it for? Is it to fight the forces of evil? Is it to shoo away some ferocious monsters? Or to discourage her many suitors? Handle that equipment with care R, you don't wanna cut anybody's balls off. Na-ah, do they even have any to begin with?

Lipstick Jungle
Model: Tutor Loree!
Photographer: Elai Bes
Clothes by: Maiksi & Co
Shot at: Some rooftop sa KNL

Spotted at her place in the jungle, the original RareJob tutor, all flirty and seducy! Indeed, this colorful girl, works hard for the money. Well, well, no other AguGirl has proven that one can still be sexy, naughty and b*tchy, with all the pressures or orgwork, acads and chever on the side, more than this lass from Bulaon. Have some Off lotion, L. You don't want dingy mosquitoes sucking the sassy life out of you.



They say that to know people well, you must catch them off guard. It's when they think that no one is looking that they let out the real them -- little suppressed monsters, aching to be let out and have some spanking hot and goofy fun! Watch out for more precious and caption-worthy still shots of your AguPips. After all, time and time again, we've proven we're such camwhores!

There you go, Upper Aslag Insiders! Hope you enjoyed this fresh new serving of okray, chismax and dits. As for me, I'm gonna go to church now and hear mass. It's Sunday after all and I'm gonna pray the featured AguPips here won't hunt down and kill me before I even get to plunge on a fresh cool swimming pool this summer, haha!

I know you love me, XOXO
Bb Bangsamoro!

PS. Nosebleed ing English! Enaku bisa next time! Haha!