Top 10 Most Metamorphic Members (Part 1)

By Binibining Bangs & Ginoong Guimaras

Have you heard the saying that ‘being an AguPip changes you’? Well, now you have! Yey! Kidding aside, it’s actually true. Keng kerakal-dakal da ba naman deng pwede mung atutunan in the company of the ever churky and enjoyable AguPips, syempre, we’ll go a long way from our innocent selves when we were applicants.

So now, we wonder, just how drastic are the changes we undergo. We’ve commissioned our resident ‘bubwit’ Bb Bangsamoro to count down the Top 10 members who’ve undergone the most drastic changes in all aspects – looks and personality. But mostly it’s on looks, haha! As bonus, hindi na nag-iisa si Bb Bangsamoro! Abe neng mang-okray este mamye insightful observations y Ginoong Guimaras! Hehe! (O diba, bagong character, hehe!)

So let the fun and the countdown begin!

Ginoong Guimaras (GG): First, we have Aguman’s ‘beloved’ treasurer. Wehehe, ‘beloved’ daw oh, haha!
Binibining Bangsamoro (BB): Ala kung asabi. Because anything I say can be used against me. Hahaha!
GG: Wushu, biased! May ‘feelings’ ka lang dati sa kanya eh, haha! Grabe! Kapayat ng Joms dati, complete transition talaga from the Hale-singing payatot to the Sitti-crooning party animal! Emphasis on the ‘party’, haha!
BB: And from a “know-nothing” applicant to an “all-knowing” Dydykins. hahaha!
GG: Ngeni rugu, atin ya pang “Mems, mems (with matching hand gesture), keni tana oh!”
BB: Korek! And true to Jhae’s legacy, one of the most intimidating members ya pa ngeni!
GG: Who would’ve thought na maging terror ya ing asthmatic heartthrob aini?

BB: Next is our former EducCom Chairperson and current Paluwagan Chairperson, haha!
GG: Ever since naman, y Fergie ing magaling manyingil eh. Pero komusta ne man ing transition na diba?! Atin ya pang pa-layered-layered hair na ababalu ngeni!
BB: Idagdag pa ang bagong welding nyang teeth! Saan ka pa?! From Marimar to Bela Aldama! Haha!
GG: Tapus anyang debut na pa, meg-ledge dancing ya pa y Atchi mu to the tune of Fergalicious!
BB: Samantalang anyang app ya pa, di makahulog karayom na di makabasag pinggan! Kamusta naman ang premature chever skills nya! Pepesus king tambayan galore with boylalu from San Beda!
GG: But that’s so yesterday already! Hehe! Sooo yesterday!

BB: The little boy from Mabalacat named Buduy. To the residents, he’s the Pautakan baby, to the new mems a Math tutor! O dava? Promil Kid, “batang may laban”.
GG: Pero keng Pautakan, ala yang kalaban-laban kasi never yang menyambut, haha!
BB: Isipan mu waring inosente ya ing anak a ini? Lawen mu neman ing ichura na ngeni, balamu atakman na na ngan ing manyaman king yatu! Haha!
GG: With the long hair and all, balamu hippy junkie ya.
BB: Let’s all DRINK to that!
GG: Hoy, kaka-16 ta pa eh, haha!

GG: Well, well, well, look do we have here, if it isn’t our LG-grandfinalist-turned-Honey-to-ex-Honey-to-fratboy! Haha!
BB: Ugh? Tama ba spelling? Kidding side by side, aliwa ba iya ing migpa-usu king tsunami hairstyle?
GG: Yeah! I remember that hair, sabe sulud pa ketang dark-blue Tsunami-I-was-there shirt na! Pero these days ah, Cover Boy ing po-project na. He could give Zanjoe a run for his money! No more SM Department Store pagjaporms ng koya mu!
BB: Award ang lolo mo! Wag ka may bago pa siyang gelay nowadays! Steady lang dava?! Haha!
GG: Totally! Steady lang... Ugh!

GG: Up next is the resident Chever Queen!
BB: Lawen me dati oh, Kirara, ano ang kulay ng pag-ibig? ang sinisigaw! Hahaha!
GG: Wapen, akalain mong multi-regional ing appeal na at mangaparas ya pa Bicol para mu chumever?
BB: Wa, ala kung asabi! Balamu fairy godmother de reng AguGirls.
GG: Patentadu ne man ing taste ng Yek eh, basta semi-kalbu!
BB: Yeah, kaya nga megkamali yang aburyan ne y Joms eh, ene man batla, haha! Pero ngeni, megbayu ne talaga.. meuntug ne eh! Haha!
BB: Tsaka ngeni oh, kikay kung kikay! She puts the ‘ki’ in ‘kikay’! Haha! Kiki, kiki kins, Step-dydy-Yekker-kins!


Oh diba, Part 1 ya pa yan! Abangan yo pa reng TOP 5 keng tutuking installment!